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The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning
at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with
the Sex Fairy! 
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find that when women make love they produce amounts of the
hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, 
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat  produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking  can
burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports 
you can take up. It stretches 
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 
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5. Sex
is an instant cure for mild depression. 
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense
of euphoria 
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. 
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy! 
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10
TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 
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8. Kissing 
each day will keep the dentist away. 
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing
plaque build-up. 
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. 
A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts
blood vessels in the brain. 
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
fever. 
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House
Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex
has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy"
will visit you within four days of receiving this message,
provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive
good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually
become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals
has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must
leave your e-mail in .5 hours. Please send ten copies and
see what happens in four days.
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